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melissa

First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears.

Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.

It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.

Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.

"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.

Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
Q: Did you see that melissa on the other side of the mountain?

A: Yes, did you smell it?
by Jugotta8 March 22, 2024
mugGet the melissamug.

melissa & tom

by me&you2016 October 7, 2016
mugGet the melissa & tommug.

Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
mugGet the Melissa middle schoolmug.

Melissa

A woman who has a penis. Usually from aimwell la.
Melissa is a man
by Charles darpeen July 4, 2024
mugGet the Melissamug.

Melissa

Super Duper smart funny, thoughtful, Nice, Easy to talk with, great mom and silly person that deserves to be ranked the greatest
Melissa
by SomebodyWhoisHumanPerson December 4, 2020
mugGet the Melissamug.

Melissa Munch

The munchest of them all. however, the word munch refers to an extremely cute person that looks delicious that you would like to munch on!
Melissa MUNCHHHHH! how are you!
by hankdollas January 10, 2019
mugGet the Melissa Munchmug.

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