The logic that if Vol said it in chat, and claims it to be true, it is true under the ruling of Vol Logic.
by Volscian1 July 19, 2018
An absurd logical device that can bridge the gap between any two logically inconsistent ideas. Widely regarded as the most significant development in formal logic since Aristotle’s term logic.
by magniloquus June 25, 2022
When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.
I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.
by mastercock January 24, 2023
Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish
“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship”
Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.
Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.
by spicy mayo August 23, 2020
AKA Cartoon Physics.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
----
*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
----
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 06, 2021
by Multiverseguy11 February 25, 2016
The words one shouts ( as loudly as possible ) when they use logic to either:
1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are
1)Win an argument
2) Debunk a theory
3) Show someone just how stupid they are
Human 1: I can't believe i did so badly on the test, I even studied for it !
Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.
Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !
Human 2: That's because you studied for the wrong test you idiot.
Human 2: LOGIC CANNON !
by (legal)druggydude July 07, 2011