Lefteroni

Jerking off with a male reproductive organ with a non-dominant hand, generally the left hand. Similar to a handjeroni but with the other hand.

"I told my girlfriend we needed to spice up our sex life, so she he gave me a lefteroni"

by B Squad Cop July 1, 2025

Lonter

When a user scrolls through the whole group chat, replying to every single message, even those from more than two or three conversations ago, usually typing wall of messages.

(a is replying to someone)

a: This reminds me of when...
a: Yeah, I agree.
a: LMAO.

b: Oh no, he's lontering, again.

by thepirateweasel July 11, 2025

LEFTER

The farthest left you can go....lefter then the left. Basically going in a circle.

Go lefter. Turn lefter here...keep going lefter.

by Mamabear ashley December 21, 2025

Lefter

Going to the most leftest until you can't go any more leftest...pretty much going in a circle

We are going lefter, and going lefter again and again and again...when will it ever end?

by Mamabear ashley December 22, 2025

Cheek Lifter

Someone who farts in inappropriate situations.

"I am such a Cheek lifter when I'm in the elevator..."

by eugooglie February 3, 2010

Snatch Lottery

A lottery that you can buy tickets to often at a very low price that instead of giving away money gives away free sex of in other words free pussy.

How many tickets did you buy for that snatch lottery?

by Judge dredd7 September 12, 2011

Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist March 20, 2012