Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016

cat legs

The condition of not being able to move due to sleeping cat.

Dave: Sorry, I can't come down for dinner, I have cat legs.
Susan: that's okay, it's perfectly understandable.

by MayContainYuri November 5, 2018

hammer legs

A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.

I got a bad case of hammer legs!

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

Leg fap

When a girl has a leg gap and a FUPA

"Have you seen that chick Sally? She has a leg fap."

by malcolmsex69 December 9, 2014

Lonely Legs

A young annoying female who goes on vacation by herself. She will often be found searching for the next man, woman, or couple to sleep with. She is found mostly in her home habitat...the bar.

Uh-oh, here comes good old lonely legs hide your mate.

by adiejan January 16, 2011

Extended Leg

When your ass is so flat its like an extension of your leg.

Your mom has an extended leg, lucky you were born with an ass.

by Tabbie305 April 22, 2009