A loose organization of persons formerly in relationships who consider themselves villainous. Members are identified by a common t-shirt.
by crob93 October 28, 2010
Get the The League of Evil Exesmug. A very nasty, uneducated tri-pod. They have spent a combined 17 years (and counting) in college and still can’t read.
Triggered by:
- free thinking conservatives
- women
- people with real jobs
- sandwiches with crust on them
- Lord Donny
Big fans of:
- sugar babies
- providing underwhelming sexual experiences
- liberal propaganda
- Game of Thrones
- Saturday morning cartoons
Triggered by:
- free thinking conservatives
- women
- people with real jobs
- sandwiches with crust on them
- Lord Donny
Big fans of:
- sugar babies
- providing underwhelming sexual experiences
- liberal propaganda
- Game of Thrones
- Saturday morning cartoons
The Busch League Dems want to participate in adult conversation but the words are too big for their pea-brains to comprehend.
by ShonGean April 19, 2019
Get the Busch League Demsmug. When a girl/boy is much better looking and often more experienced than you are at dating.
Therefore you must work your way out of the lower leagues in order to achieve the 'premier date'. This is because the only way you can become as good as him/her is to gain as much experience as possible in the hope that you get to beat them in the future...
Therefore you must work your way out of the lower leagues in order to achieve the 'premier date'. This is because the only way you can become as good as him/her is to gain as much experience as possible in the hope that you get to beat them in the future...
Friend 1: "Wow that girl is so out of your league"
You: "Yeah, that's why I'm starting with this" *points at lower, less attractive and overall 'easier' woman.*
Friend 2: "Fair enough"
You: "Yeah, that's why I'm starting with this" *points at lower, less attractive and overall 'easier' woman.*
Friend 2: "Fair enough"
by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015
Get the Out of your leaguemug. When you do a whip-it and a line of heroin in the same breath. It's a "catholic league" strikeout because in the catholic baseball league there are only 2 strikes and 3 balls. The 2 strikes being the whip-it and heroin.
by crazybearthatdances February 9, 2010
Get the Catholic League Strikeoutmug. Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.
Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 29, 2005
Get the Cape Cod Leaguemug. Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017
Get the Minor/Major leaguemug. The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018
Get the Major League Simpmug.