The League of Evil Exes

A loose organization of persons formerly in relationships who consider themselves villainous. Members are identified by a common t-shirt.

The League of Evil Exes has known connections with the company 'Snorg Tees'.

by crob93 October 28, 2010

Busch League Dems

A very nasty, uneducated tri-pod. They have spent a combined 17 years (and counting) in college and still can’t read.

Triggered by:
- free thinking conservatives
- women
- people with real jobs
- sandwiches with crust on them
- Lord Donny

Big fans of:
- sugar babies
- providing underwhelming sexual experiences

- liberal propaganda

- Game of Thrones
- Saturday morning cartoons

The Busch League Dems want to participate in adult conversation but the words are too big for their pea-brains to comprehend.

by ShonGean April 19, 2019

Out of your league

When a girl/boy is much better looking and often more experienced than you are at dating.

Therefore you must work your way out of the lower leagues in order to achieve the 'premier date'. This is because the only way you can become as good as him/her is to gain as much experience as possible in the hope that you get to beat them in the future...

Friend 1: "Wow that girl is so out of your league"
You: "Yeah, that's why I'm starting with this" *points at lower, less attractive and overall 'easier' woman.*
Friend 2: "Fair enough"

by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015

Catholic League Strikeout

When you do a whip-it and a line of heroin in the same breath. It's a "catholic league" strikeout because in the catholic baseball league there are only 2 strikes and 3 balls. The 2 strikes being the whip-it and heroin.

Holy shit, Jimmy just took a Catholic League Strikeout and can't move!

by crazybearthatdances February 9, 2010

Cape Cod League

Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.

Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!





Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H April 29, 2005

Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018

Rocket League Mexican

Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.

Dude the other team are playing like a bunch of Rocket League Mexicans they try too hard.

by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023