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Landon

A stupid ass person that said ass clown all the time
James is a ass clown said Landon
by Sjshbdidid September 26, 2019
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Landon

Landon is often tall and has a good relationship with friends.Many girls crush on Landon but he waits patiently.Landon also has a huge fucking cock and often says he will bang ur mom.This is true Considering he is Landon.most importantly he’s good to Women and would never cheat.Landon is the perfect guy!
by Urmumspus March 13, 2022
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Landon Moment

When someone wants to date you and you refuse, its known as a Landon moment.
Person A: Yeah i just got asked out and i refused.
Person B: What a Landon Moment.
by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020
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Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.
L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.
by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022
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Landon

The most funny, caring, happy, outgoing guy. You can't help but smile when you hear his laugh. He is a precious boy who only wants to make people happy. He is so loving and considerate. beware of the temper!
When Landon giggles it just melts your heart!
by aswed November 23, 2023
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Landon Ziswiler

He is a cool dude. Better that people named "Dominic Kempton"
Landon Ziswiler is a cool dude
by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) January 20, 2022
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landon joshua

Landon Joshua is sweet boy who loves animals and his girlfriend. he is quiet and reserved and usually keeps his emotions bottled up and to himself, but if you get to know him, he'll tell you everything. he will never know how incredible and loving he is. He is mentally and physically strong. He is very stubborn and hard headed in arguments but is most likely to be the one that ultimately feels bad and apologizes. his friends adore him, but he doesn't know. he has the biggest heart and the kindest eyes. it's hard to keep the girls off him, but his girlfriend will never have to worry because no one will be as loyal as he. he's an incredible runner and is the fastest on the track team, especially on hurdles. Landon Joshua will never know just how amazing he is and everyone wishes he would.
by noturmomsmom June 2, 2016
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