shani lamb

A girl with huge knickers, a pretty face and is on FaceTime to me right now looking as though she could murder a hamburger and fried, her type is weird skinny blonde ratty looking men. She loves the term you do you, she has face dimples when smiling but that only happens when Josh makes her laugh and somehow she managed to squeeze a very beautiful human from her sun roof

Hey I’m feeling down let’s ring shani lamb

by Bigmanjp October 30, 2022

LAMB

Revelation: My new name. For Every one who believes.

LUKE (Love-Unity-Kinetic-Energy)
LAMB (Luke Abram-Mary Basilio)

My Castles come, thy will become the Universe.
The Kool, Heartwarming Kind Kingdom.

Other-Wordly Heaven. KOZ.

The Light of the Kool-Hands and Warm-Feet Luke.
The Key of Hope for the Lambs of Energy and the God of Joy and Lovers Koz.

by FatherSonandSpiritofTruth December 10, 2024

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

elephant lamb

Someone you really want to give a blowjob to

Clancy is my elephant lamb

by FLUFFYHEDGEHOG October 3, 2016

bd lamb

something you say when you agree to a statement

keenan- are you pushin p mrs. harig??
mrs. harig- yasss
keenan- on bd lamb mrs h!!

by Doglover28956347 May 15, 2022

Charlie Lamb

Gay donny who dont need a johny

charlie lamb is gay

by 911 Alfie Flewitt March 18, 2022

Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.

'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"

by Woofsbah October 8, 2022