Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his
friends. unfortunately that is the only '
big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with
kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested
hat. lukes lips are bigger than his
dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his
hot, but before you get too far along with this luke
guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his
friends...and urs.