loose firehose

When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!
I just got done wiping his backside and BOOM! He starts spraying like a loose firehose!
by donnieshutthefuckup January 30, 2008
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loose boundary

a boundary that can be broken, but not often and only when really needed to
Mags and Jake set a loose boundary to not have sex, but if it happens, it happens
by wowhore May 26, 2011
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Loose R

When a person is giving you an awesome sexual oral satisfaction regardless of place they put their mouth. Usually it refers to the anus and or penis it's like an explorable dirty trombone.
Anthony just gave me one of the best Loose Rs in the world! He went at it like a PRO!
by Thatcrazyguy3 March 31, 2009
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Gamble and loose

Past Tense: "Gambled and Lost"

When one "Gambles and looses", it means on has tried to pass wind out of one's posterior, but some fecal matter comes out with it.

Syn: shart
Jason had to run to find the restroom quickly when he gambled and lost, squeezing in the bit of turd waiting to come the rest of the way out by walking funny.
by Justin 47 Nishi July 15, 2005
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Loose goose

When a mans dick turns white and falls off
We were fucking then he got a loose goose and was outta there
by William buttlicker January 07, 2018
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loose wire

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.
I cannot figure out why your car won't start, must be a loose wire.
by estebansux May 25, 2011
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The Juice is Loose

that loose feeling you get when your juice gets loose.
The juice is loose right now.
Somebody tighten this juice... it stays loose.
by Tmoney(moustache rider) October 18, 2010
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