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heavy lifter

The other man keeping a wife occupied and happy while her husband is away on business. She stays in the marriage because her emotional needs are fulfilled by the "heavy lifter", and her financial needs are fulfilled by her husband. The "heavy lifter" isn't purely a sex partner, he provides her with her emotional needs as well. The relationship is more than a physical arrangement. Emotions are involved.
Her husband is out of the country for another month; it's time for the heavy lifter to come around.

She feels lonely without her rich husband around. She needs her heavy lifter.

I heard she's been married for so long only because she had a heavy lifter.

A: "Her husband is always away on business. I wonder how she keeps it together?"
B: "I hear she has a heavy lifter keeping her happy while he is away"
by geish May 4, 2014
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Lifters

Shoes with large heels worn by a person to make themself look taller.
Look that little guy is wearing lifters to make themsely look over 5'.
by Blue Knight April 22, 2003
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Liftitis

A catch-all diagnosis gym rats use to describe their injuries. Liftitis includes anything from tendonitis, to torn muscles, to broken bones.
Joe: Hey, I'm hitting up the gym tonight around seven, you coming?

Brian: I would, man, but I got liftitis bad in my shoulder. Gonna have to chill for a couple weeks.

Joe: Why don't you go to a doctor, man?

Brian: Why waste the money? All he's gonna tell me to do is ice it and stop lifting. Everyone knows that's how you treat liftitis.
by Laezu May 28, 2010
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Lifted MOB

a cult of the most brilliant human beings on earth, who belong to the Lifted Mentality MOB.
While we smoked those last joints we had, we envisioned the Lifted MOB taking over the fashion world.
by amir_lifted March 3, 2012
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liftovers

Gym weights that have been left unattended and lying around.
Bro , are you leaving those weights like that?
- Oh sorry, didn't meant to leave liftovers behind me.
by kad1ja December 6, 2015
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Liftbard

A medieval musician who can generate enough lift through the power of song to allow themselves to levitate off the ground.
Dude did you see the liftbard at the renessance fair? He got like 30 feet in the air it was sick!
by OracleesNutz June 16, 2017
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Lifted Corn Crusher

(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.
“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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