Liftitis

A catch-all diagnosis gym rats use to describe their injuries. Liftitis includes anything from tendonitis, to torn muscles, to broken bones.

Joe: Hey, I'm hitting up the gym tonight around seven, you coming?

Brian: I would, man, but I got liftitis bad in my shoulder. Gonna have to chill for a couple weeks.

Joe: Why don't you go to a doctor, man?

Brian: Why waste the money? All he's gonna tell me to do is ice it and stop lifting. Everyone knows that's how you treat liftitis.

Liftitis by Laezu May 28, 2010

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Lifeitis

A description of a person who is unsatsified with their current situation in life and eager for a change. Closely related to the concept of senioritis that often inflicts students close to the end of their academic careers, either at the high school or college level. It is not a nuerosis or a sign of depression, just of someone ready for a change.

I need a change to snap out of this lifeitis.

Lifeitis by Rage King October 28, 2010

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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