Kobee

He gets rapped by his family all the time and gets beat down by a lil dick nigga named big ass nigga kendrick

Kobee is sitting watching cartoons and his brother comes in and gets pounded

by Wowowowoe March 23, 2025

Reverse Kobe

An erection that won't go away.

Milton took an extra viagra and battled a reverse kobe all day. That thing just stayed up.

by Evenrude February 24, 2020

For Kobe

Now whenever you shoot trash in the trash can, you say, “for Kobe.”

RIP. You were a great man!

“For Kobe”
*shoots trash in trashcan*
*hopefully makes it*

by MacKen_Cheese January 29, 2020

Kobe bryant

the G.O.A.T

messi is the kobe bryant off soccer

by kermit the kikkker March 2, 2023

Kobe

When you pull out and with one finally stroke Kobe straight into her mouth.

Dude 1: Bro, I totally Kobe'd this girl last night
Dude 2: BOOM! PLASTERED!

by KobeShot March 17, 2015

Kobe

Big Dick i know ive touched it. He loves the queen and shags her on the daily, when she died he came in his undies at the thought of a lifeless Lizzy he could shag.

"Kobe please get your dick out of the queens dead body"

by TheKobeLoverKoen September 8, 2022

Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.

Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"

by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016