This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
Get the The Tomato Soup Kitchenmug. Thank God my husband took the kids and went to his family reunion this weekend. I finally got to scrub my kitchen.
by Vrkitout June 30, 2011
Get the scrub my kitchenmug. Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!
Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"
Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"
Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"
Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"
Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"
by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012
Get the soup kitchen pornmug. An unavoidable mass of flesh that keeps your fresh produce chilled, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten cheese...
Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
by alsonotmykoandsyd January 6, 2021
Get the flesh fridge in the kitchenmug. "The H. pylori have drafted a referendum in regards to acidifcation of the fundus, and its seems to have broken the kitchen sink. The Escherichia coli are marching on the Rugae this afternoon in protest."
by whole.grains March 30, 2020
Get the broken the kitchen sinkmug. The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.
1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.
2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.
2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.
by fatherfart November 27, 2009
Get the kitchen shittin drunkmug. 1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala
2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey
3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.
2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey
3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.
1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.
2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!
3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.
2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!
3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.
by Ady Marlow July 5, 2010
Get the Guatemalan Soup Kitchenmug.