Kissing The Coronavirus

1. A book written by M.J. Edwards in April 2020

2. Someone licking a public surface and getting sick about 2 weeks later

1. Hey, Person 1! Did you read Kissing The Coronavirus?
2. Hey, I heard that Person 1 was Kissing The Coronavirus a few days ago

by PasteurizedJuice November 27, 2020

Kissing the TV

When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.

Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.

by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020

Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!

1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

Kissing Day

You have to Kiss someone (anyone) on Jan 4

Girl:Hey today is kissing day..
Boy: oh so you wanna kiss..?
Girl:yeah sure..!

by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021

Kissing day

Kissing on jan4

Random girl: wanna kiss since it’s kissing day?
Random boy: yeah sure I guess..?

by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021

Kissing the chef

When you receive head from a person and then kiss them afterwards.

Addison gave me head, then started kissing the chef

by Thatnastyguy February 19, 2021

kissingtartaglia

kissingtartaglia is the upcoming star of the genshin impact community loveable chillback mf (maybe horniest) you will EVER meet in the whole ass world if they are recalled in a conversation here’s an example of what you should say!

“ OMG KISSINGTARTAGLIA UPLOADED!! WHAT SHOULD I COMMENT? “

“ Who’s kissingtartaglia? “

“ DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO KISSINGTARTAGLIA IS? They are the best humble chillback loveable enchanting efficient amarous sincere reliable nice kind lively divine breathtaking flawless loving thoughtful modest and the most magnificent person in the history of tiktok “

by xiaooven July 12, 2021