Keyboard Warrior

A phrase often used on social media by Bullies who can't sustain s conversation or face facts , This manifests their suppressed desires to viliolently / sexually assault or even kill you .

A full and boring flag waver couldn't back up anything he waffled about in twitter , He then called me a keyboard warrior , you know the type that hide behind mates and the law when defend yourself from the wooses

by Artiethedog August 11, 2021

keyholder

An employee, usually a more senior and experienced one, who is entrusted with the keys necessary to open or close the business. Keyholders generally earn a wage premium, and may be "fast-tracked" to management positions, but can also be called at any hour of the night if an emergency arises and the business needs to be opened unexpectedly. They may also face greater danger as they usually work either early mornings or late nights, and may be the only employee at the business at those times.

Joan liked working alone, and the extra money really helped, but eventually she asked to be replaced as the keyholder because she didn't like taking the bus home after midnight.

by Alucienna August 2, 2010

keyboard cheese

the icky black material that always gets stuck on my mouse

what's 'keyboard cheese' made of anyway?

by Foozball January 25, 2008

keeko

Keeko is a goose

That Keeko is so cute

by Bnanners February 9, 2014

Keyboard Cowboy

If the internet was the old west, than the Keyboard Cowboy is it's, well. . . Cowboy.

Keyboard Cowboys are the people you see bring lawlessness to the Internet, Cowboys behind their computer screen on tapping away at the Keyboards. Picking on people, submitting crazy definitions to UD. The bulk of Keyboard Cowboys are manifested in 4chan like an old smelly saloon for them to meet and discuss their antics. They are trolls, post gore, and taunt the shit out of people.

Also hackers
Pirates
And the people behind Encyclopedia Dramatica.

I support keyboard cowboys

Dave is a hacker, steals, breaks the law, and does it all of the Internet. Dave is a Keyboard Cowboy

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 15, 2010

Keyboard Symphony

The noise of loads of people in the same room typing on computers

Keith: I Couldn't hear anything because of that keyboard symphony

by The Muffin Bear November 7, 2010

keyboard bangs

The explosive sound when a programmer gets an Eureka moment and hits real hard on the Enter key to show his pride.

Schwan was doing his keyboard banging in the office today. I am happy for his accomplishments, but his keyboard bangs are quite annoying.

by Savant Of Christ November 28, 2014