The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”
by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024
Get the The Ketchup Crusadermug. When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ May 22, 2018
Get the Ketchup Fingersmug. by PizPuz April 29, 2023
Get the Creamy Ketchupmug. by Neveh boy March 13, 2018
Get the Ketchupmug. a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.
by i'm a rizzard, hagrid December 21, 2023
Get the ketchup & friesmug. by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021
Get the Happy ketchup potmug. a sex move only using a blow job, rubbing alcohol and dildo, the method is first placing alcohol into the uterus, then place in the dildo inside the uterus, while doing a blowjob with the bloody dick with the dildo inside, once it is bleeding, suck the dildo off the dick and spit it out, then suck the blood, it might be bitter but relax, its delicious and healthy
by Private Carl July 8, 2019
Get the Banana Ketchupmug.