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Ken-owledge

When Kendra knows something. Also applies to Ken, Kenneth, Kennedy, Kendall, Kenny, and nobody else.
"Hey, do you know what mx+b equals?"
"Go ask Kendra, she really has the ken-owledge"
by Ken96 June 26, 2022
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Ken Wizenshit

Ken Wizenshit: When you go to the bathroom and are standing at the urinal taking a leak and something from down under hits you in the gut and you have to go number 2 immediately.
Whizzing in the urinal after a night of drinking and you go to fart but realize you should have really went to the stall. Ken Wizenshit
by Calecorn March 22, 2023
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Ken

A person you don’t have a problem with or cool with
I would date you but you fuck with the ken
by Letmeadornu October 8, 2021
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Ken Doll Cold

It wasnt till I was balls deep that I realized it was Ken Doll Cold!
by Spookm14 June 27, 2019
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Ken Tsai

The chink with the most biggest, humongous, hung, uncircumcised dick ever.
Approximately 200 feet+ possibly longer.
WOW! Have you guys seen Ken Tsai's dick? It's so bigggggg!!!!
by Isad Garcia March 30, 2023
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ken

male version of karen. u will always find him shopping at home depot. he will always complain if u are trying to reason with his complaining wife. ken has road rage and severe anger issues. he whips his kids with a belt if they don't listen to him.
kens wife:"my kids are in the car listening to kids bop"
ken: also listening to kids bop in the car
by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022
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Ken Pierce

A white man in his mid-late forties, short stature, hundreds of shitty tattoos that have been covered by hundreds more shitty tattoos which cover both his arms almost completely. A loud mouth, condescending prick who bullies people he deems weak and has a tendency to trick and lure women of all walks of life but always much younger in age even though he has been married to the same, surprisingly beautiful, woman for almost 20 years. He will tell you he loves you when you are in the most vulnerable position of your life, thats when he grooms his victims for further abuse. He likes to be called Daddy in the bedroom but is nothing like a Daddy in the actual ddlg or bdsm world. He is dominant, yet overbearing and controlling and he will lie to your face even when he does not have to. He enjoys ruining other peoples relationships like a sport.
Ken Pierce is always living by the motto, play or be played.

Ken Pierce is a miserable person and leaves a trail of broken hearts behind him.
by Informed March 5, 2020
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