Natasha Kelly

Someone who ditches their friends for their giant ginger boyfriend because he is buying her food.

Also known as a fake friend, violator of girl code, someone who does not understand the Bible's commandment 'hoes before bros'.

Abi: Hey, you ready for the cinema?
Natasha: Oh sorry, Connor the ginger is taking me to Zizzi's.
Abi: But we planned this a few days ago...
Natasha: But he's paying.
Abi: You are such a Natasha Kelly.

by NatKellyPal February 16, 2017

R. Kelly

a rapper who patrols highschool camPISSes looking for under aged girls. take them back to his house, knocks them up and pisses on them

i really want to r. kelly that girl up

by breakfast in america June 1, 2006

kinky kelly

A donkey used for sexual pleasure

alan and parker from rushcliffe in 11d, has a kinky kelly in his bedroom

by tristox+joshox January 31, 2007

R Kelly

DA KNEEGA WHO PEESSSED ON KIDS

I just pulled an R Kelly on your mother

by YuRi TaRdEDDDDDD October 28, 2019

John Kelly

When you take a shit so large and humungous, it overflows the towels and clogs it up.

Man 1: Yo man I just took this massive fucking shit
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!

by Bruce_Balboa May 14, 2015

R. Kelly

A weird "rapper" who pees on people.

Dude I just saw the video for Ignition I can't beleive he actully peed on those girls!

by bitch#1 March 21, 2005

kelli's law

If the IQ in the room, combined, is less than your own - leave.

I invoked Kelli's Law at the last departmental meeting.

by Blaze86 March 14, 2014