Natasha Kelly

Someone who ditches their friends for their giant ginger boyfriend because he is buying her food.

Also known as a fake friend, violator of girl code, someone who does not understand the Bible's commandment 'hoes before bros'.

Abi: Hey, you ready for the cinema?
Natasha: Oh sorry, Connor the ginger is taking me to Zizzi's.
Abi: But we planned this a few days ago...
Natasha: But he's paying.
Abi: You are such a Natasha Kelly.

by NatKellyPal February 16, 2017

R. Kelly

a rapper who patrols highschool camPISSes looking for under aged girls. take them back to his house, knocks them up and pisses on them

i really want to r. kelly that girl up

by breakfast in america May 31, 2006

kinky kelly

A donkey used for sexual pleasure

alan and parker from rushcliffe in 11d, has a kinky kelly in his bedroom

by tristox+joshox January 26, 2007

R Kelly

DA KNEEGA WHO PEESSSED ON KIDS

I just pulled an R Kelly on your mother

by YuRi TaRdEDDDDDD October 28, 2019

John Kelly

When you take a shit so large and humungous, it overflows the towels and clogs it up.

Man 1: Yo man I just took this massive fucking shit
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!

by Bruce_Balboa May 13, 2015

R. Kelly

A weird "rapper" who pees on people.

Dude I just saw the video for Ignition I can't beleive he actully peed on those girls!

by bitch#1 March 21, 2005

Kelly Bakeer

"Kelly Bakeer" or "Kel" is a nickname I made up when I was doing calls with randoms on the app called "Houseparty" in 2019. They would ask me who I was and I just thought of Kelly Bakeer. There's literally no reason why I picked "Kelly Bakeer", it just sounded cool to me. So I ended up sticking with the name because it sounded better than my real name "Tim" lol.

Girl: Isn't "Kelly Bakeer" a girl name?

Male: no, get your facts straight.

by Kelly Bakeer August 31, 2020