Keeks

To keeks is to slay.

We are gonna KEEKS tonight.

Last night was an absolute KEEKS.

Happy 21st KEEKSER.

by Spicylord June 18, 2022

Keegan d.

Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.

Look there’s Keegan d.
He has no bitches tho

by Tearek hater November 5, 2022

The Keegan Cycle

The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.

1. "But this is true"

2. Makes an argument.

3. Is proven wrong.

4. Says "no"

5. Repeat

Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.

"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"

"No"

"Classic example of the keegan cycle"

by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018

Kapitein Keegan

The act of urinating from the hatch of a seaworthy vessel into the ocean

Dude, why does the ocean taste salty? Fabio, I Kapitein Keegan from my tug

by ScottyMcBoatFace January 26, 2019

Brian Keegan

The Most Lethal Man Of All Time

When Brian Keegan walks in the room you know it’s time to put up or shut up!!

by Vladdydaddydoo March 31, 2020

chelmsford keester

a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure

*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"

by reggieXray May 20, 2020

Smoking Keesha

Smoking on Keesha is a phrase created in early 2002-04 in Kansas city by a group of friends referring to a stronger grade of Marijuana

I was smoking Keesha earlier with the homes!

by Kaycee Rhyder October 29, 2021