Oliver Johnathan Hymer

A larger creature commonly found roaming near maccas

Oliver Johnathan Hymer is a fat prick

by Oliver Hymer May 20, 2023

Dirty johnathon

When your wrestling with someone you take off yours and there pants (consent or non) you put your dick into there mouth and finger there butt till they pass out. To make it more interesting throw up on the person to.

I was wrestling my cousin, and I gave her a dirty johnathon there was throw up everywhere

by Creziz February 13, 2025

Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself

Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon

by Nighter May 20, 2018