The Johnson Effect

The Effect consists of a common practice where someone kisses someone and break up about a week later. The practice gets its name from a man named El B. Johnson, A common user of the practice.

Oh bro, that was totally The Johnson Effect at play.

by TrevanTe349 February 24, 2020

Morgan Johnson

Cunt fuck

Cunt fuck means Morgan Johnson

by Colin the big boi Johnson July 21, 2019

Boris Johnson

1. Boris Johnson means have a party but call it a business meeting/ work event. (Verb)
3. Boris John means liar (Adjective) but can be used as lie (Verb)

Let’s have a boris johnson.
Andrew is a boris johnson.
I’ll boris johnson to the police officer.

by NicknameisBelly June 25, 2022

ED johnson

Erectilly Disfunctional penis.

I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Shawn Johnson

A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.

omg shawn johnson is on tv, she is mah wafi.

by omgshesmawafi October 19, 2008

Gus Johnson

The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.

"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"

-Gus Johnson

by Angryfarmer April 19, 2011

johnson out

When a male golfer who is teeing off does not hit his golf ball past the ladies tees.

On you're next shot you have to johnson out because you did not hit it past the ladies tees.

by Yoyooyoto February 26, 2019