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angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.
'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."
by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 2, 2009
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Hades Johnson

A person who affiliates with Eugene and performs CBT on KC royals Report daily under a bed
Log: bro stop performing CBT under my bed!

Jules: sorry

Log: what a hades Johnson!
by Buffsky March 18, 2021
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nas johnson

aye bro u nas johnson a young rich nigga
bro u heard he tryna die
by Thatkid_nj May 9, 2021
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Boris Johnson

1. Boris Johnson means have a party but call it a business meeting/ work event. (Verb)
3. Boris John means liar (Adjective) but can be used as lie (Verb)
Let’s have a boris johnson.
Andrew is a boris johnson.
I’ll boris johnson to the police officer.
by NicknameisBelly June 25, 2022
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ED johnson

Erectilly Disfunctional penis.
I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.
by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
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Shawn Johnson

A extremely cute and adorable American artistic gymnast, won many medals in Beijing, lives in west des Moines, Iowa.
omg shawn johnson is on tv, she is mah wafi.
by omgshesmawafi October 19, 2008
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Gus Johnson

The greatest Sportscaster of all-time. Should be on Sportcenter, With Neil Everett.
"ELEVATE, YOUNG MAN!"
"They Spot the Rock, on the Forty yardline"
"FEET DON'T FAIL ME NOW!!"
"MOUNTAIN TOP!"
"GET THIS MAN A NEW CONTRACT!"

-Gus Johnson
by Angryfarmer April 19, 2011
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