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omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.
jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys
by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021
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Yo Jesus is the homie he is the reason I get to be rich and happy in my crib of heaven
by RainTube September 21, 2018
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jesus is the best
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not satan
have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan
by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020
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The type of dude that loves being with his friends and won’t stop having fun until the night ends. He is always chill and never has a problem with anybody. Even though he’s short he’s always getting the girls but nothing stays in between his love for friends and sports manly soccer.
Let’s hangout with Jesus more, I heard he’s wild at party’s.
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your mother yes she was a lady
jesus is your mother
by Gman312 June 2, 2019
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Jesus was a dirty homeless, hippie peace activist
And he said, "Drop out and find God" to anybody who would listen
While turning water into space bags (x3) with lowlifes and anarchists
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