grl1: ewwww... that bitch across the street is wearing a fuckin fur coat!!
grl2: damn. another jenny on the block. lets go throw red paint on her!
Jennifer Lopez is a fucking fur hag that supports the killing of thousands(or more) innocent lil creatures. Fuck JLo!!!
grl2: damn. another jenny on the block. lets go throw red paint on her!
Jennifer Lopez is a fucking fur hag that supports the killing of thousands(or more) innocent lil creatures. Fuck JLo!!!
by chinkinthelink November 16, 2005
Jennifer Aniston, a hard working, strong, smart, and stunning actress. admired by millions of people in the world and by her fanbase called the Fanistons. Jennifer Joanna Aniston is mainly known from the tv show sitcom called "Friends", although this show is where she got her big break she has continued her career by starring in many other movies like Horrible bosses 1+2, Cake, Murder Mystery, Dumplin' , We're the Millers, Just Go With it, Office Christmas Party, The Break-Up, The Bounty Hunter, ( and MANY more. ) and her recent appearance in the new apple tv series called "The Morning Show" where she plays the independent and fearless character, Alex Levy. While she receives tons of backlash for her looks she doesn't let it get to her because she has SELF CONFIDENCE and SELF LOVE and is never ashamed of her body! Jennifer Joanna Aniston is HIGHLY underrated and has been slept on for TO LONG, it just had to be said.
people SERIOUSLY need to get a life and stop hating on successful people , it just makes you look dumb . ESPECIALLY Jennifer Aniston tbh .
by svds July 20, 2020
by cecefml October 08, 2020
it's the most funniest and down on earth girl on the planet! she IS the perfection and will always be! she plays katniss everdeen in the hunger games, x-men,winter's bone and the house at the end of the street and many more! she is sooooo beautiful!
by jennifer lawrence's fannn! :D October 14, 2012
The best girl in the whole entire world. She is complicated but worth it. The cutest and most popular girl ever. Completely obsessed with hello kitty, super asian and cute. just plain cute. too cute for words. Also pretty hot. hehe -J.N.
"i would drive for 2 hours to hang with jennifer ngo" jennifer ngo is so cute dude!" "that girl is jennifer ngo worthy"
by JamesNguyenlovesJenniferNgo August 29, 2011
A personality in Hollywood who continues to make millions despite an appalling lack of talent.
Her dancing abilities are laughable, so I can't understand why people call her a good dancer. She basically does the same move over and over (shake her gigantic ass and huge thighs) with an occasional dip thrown in.
Her singing skills are questionable as her screechy voice is most unpleasant, sort of like giving a cat a high colonic. Similar to Celine Dion (who sounds like someone tossed a cat into a washing machine on spin cycle.)
Her acting skills are possibly the worst. Compare to Nicole Kidman's complete lack of acting ability. Wooden and contrived, she couldn't carry a movie if they put it in a basket for her. See "Maid in Manhattan," "The Wedding Planner," and "Enough" if you dare. And I'm not even counting "Gigli."
She's shaping up to be the next Elizabeth Taylor, except without the class or acting ability. I mean just in the sense that she's a serial divorcee. She's already on her third husband to The Crypt Keeper - er, I mean Marc Anthony - a man she stole while he was still married.
She should really make the decision to retire from show business to stay home and concentrate on her family. No, really. She really, really should.
Her dancing abilities are laughable, so I can't understand why people call her a good dancer. She basically does the same move over and over (shake her gigantic ass and huge thighs) with an occasional dip thrown in.
Her singing skills are questionable as her screechy voice is most unpleasant, sort of like giving a cat a high colonic. Similar to Celine Dion (who sounds like someone tossed a cat into a washing machine on spin cycle.)
Her acting skills are possibly the worst. Compare to Nicole Kidman's complete lack of acting ability. Wooden and contrived, she couldn't carry a movie if they put it in a basket for her. See "Maid in Manhattan," "The Wedding Planner," and "Enough" if you dare. And I'm not even counting "Gigli."
She's shaping up to be the next Elizabeth Taylor, except without the class or acting ability. I mean just in the sense that she's a serial divorcee. She's already on her third husband to The Crypt Keeper - er, I mean Marc Anthony - a man she stole while he was still married.
She should really make the decision to retire from show business to stay home and concentrate on her family. No, really. She really, really should.
I'm getting tired of waiting for Jennifer Lopez to realize she has no talent, and that she should just go disappear somewhere with the Crypt Keeper and never bother us again.
by Wanderlust13 November 24, 2007