Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.

Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.

by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013

Jonathan G.

A guy who thinks he can get any girl he talks to and ghosts out his real friends for a bunch of gamers

Why Jonathan G. why

by Intellectual Pringle December 13, 2019

Jonathan Herman

Jonathan Herman is someone that is not liked by many people and had something to do with the holocaust and no one wants to be on a sports team with

I’m not playing if Jonathan Herman is.

by Harry doof May 1, 2019

Jonathan Bird

Top shagger and absolute unit. The next Michael Jordan, James Harden and Kobe Bryant. Constantly dunking on these bitches.
Pro basketball player. Ballin on these bitches

Did you see Jonathan Bird last night, damn

by Kejdjej February 11, 2021

Cheyenne and Jonathan

The most amazing,exciting, over exagerative couple anyone will ever meet. A couple that can get through any rough spots together.

Cheyenne and Jonathan are so fucking perfect

by perfection of both June 11, 2018

Pulling a Jonathan

When you go to your neighbors house and ask them for ice.

Neighbor: "opens door"
Jonathan: "Hey can I have some ice😁"

Pulling a Jonathan

by Pulling a curt February 15, 2020