John

John is a God damned moron

Woman - 'Is that John?'
Woman 2 - 'Yeah it is'
The rest of the room - 'Let's leave...'

by Kebab_Remover August 9, 2018

John

Meaning gun - mostly used in Liverpool

I’m not scared of him arkids got his John lad

by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018

johnned

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

by johnned April 18, 2019

John

A man hoe who likes peepee

"lol, what a John"

by Kiwikick June 19, 2019

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

by Steve from florida October 22, 2019

John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019