by Kirill - funny guy November 22, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. A Mexican. But not a regular Mexican. a Blacxican that can say the N word and throw up gang signs. He'll clain he has black friends but really they're just with him cause his mom be giving that river up easily. His real friends are his family, and he also has a country friend that looks like a fuckin walking skeleton with diabetes. He likes what ever makes him popular, in the real world... We know... thats not important, his moms legs are.
by 6IX9INE+DRAKE'S=SON December 4, 2017
Get the ivan montalvomug. michelle’s boyfriend.
by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022
Get the ivanmug. (v.) To be chronically, mysteriously absent and unreachable, and/or to report tardy to a predetermined appointment, in a rushed and flustered manner.
As he stood watching the clock and waiting for his colleague to arrive, he could not believe that he was being ivan-ed for the third time in three days.
by Pseudonat June 12, 2017
Get the Ivanmug. A big man with huge shoulders and humongous penis (20 inch). He gets pussy and he destroys pussy.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.
by Sara Vukosavljevic November 21, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. Lanky, probably lives in a wooden cabin in Wiltshire.
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns
I love Ivan
by Tafiki Big BOobs November 23, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. by Jfndjfj September 16, 2022
Get the Ivan Andresmug.