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Internet Veteran

A person who's been using the Internet for a very long time.
"I remember when Yahoo! had a 'What's Cool' button. I'm an Internet Veteran."

"Oh, there's porn way worse than 2Girls1Cup, trust me -- I'm an Inernet Veteran."
by Eskie2k February 9, 2012
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internet bff

The one and only person that lives far away from you but you met her on the internet. Shes the only person that understands you and she loves you to death. The day you meet her is the best day of your life. She loves you for who you are not for your looks.
"Mom, my internet bff says I'm beautiful. Is it true?"

"Sweetheart, she might be a pefophile. And of course you're beautiful you're gorgeous honey!"

"No mom, we snapchat and skype and call each other all the time."
by fandomsaremything March 4, 2015
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Internet Explorer

The only Web browser in the world that is so bad that it is only used to download other Web browsers, such as: Mozilla Firefox, Opera or Safari.
Yes, Finally after an hour, my Firefox download is finished, now I never have to use Internet Explorer again!
by The iRan February 10, 2009
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Internet Whaling

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.
"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"
by HighWinder May 4, 2008
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Internetcourse

Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.
Practice Safe Sex - Choose Internetcourse! /)
by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010
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interseting

a sex position involving hand soap and a male dolphin. Often used by females taller than 5'7
"i hope you just mispelled "interesting" cause interseting is some fucked up shit
by jonny threebler May 12, 2011
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Internet Boyfriend

1: A boyfriend whose interaction with you is mainly over the internet because of long distance. 2: A boyfriend who CAN interact with you in real life but chose not to for some bizarre reason
1: Stacy-Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend

Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well

Stacy- I know right!

Megan- Right!

2: Stacy- Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend

Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well

Stacy- Not that kind of internet boyfriend. Her Boyfriend doesn't want to take her on dates, he video calls.

Megan- OMG!
by ( . Y .) May 16, 2017
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