a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games
hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals
by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017
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One of the best characters on tv history. He is on the show Shameless and is sooo good. He suffers being bipolar and having a relationship with Mickey Milkovich. He is the best.
Friend 1: Who was that boy with Mickey?
Friend 2: Oh, that’s IAN GALLAGHER.
by shameless.fan. September 10, 2019
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A type of person who makes shitty music and plays the recorder (or any woodwind instrument) horribly, while being bald, fat, and diabetic. An Ian Shanahan is generally lonely, can't get laid, and likes to touch people inappropriately; thus, a synonymous term would be "The Tickler". Most applications of this term apply to Australians, but it can be used on any person from any country.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the person who played to an empty crowd at the Western Sydney University? That guy is a total Ian Shanahan!
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to “tickle” his own mom the other day.
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The name given to a luxury meal deal, from such places like Waitrose, Morrisons and Boots. But not the usual garbage ham sandwich you would purchase from the likes of Tesco's.
Hey Adam, fancy an Ian Beale at lunch? Boots doing a cracking one.
by Ian Beale Meal Deal July 11, 2019
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A deal which results in one party getting a substantially better deal then the other, and at the same time the benefitting party still claims to have been screwed.

Named after the founder of Cambridge ON, Ian Jackson, who ripped off the Native tribes people.
Frank told me that he would sell me $20 of gum for $50. After we made the deal, he still claimed he was ripped off. He was Ian Dealed.
by judochan October 13, 2011
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A gorgeous young man who plays Ezra Fitz on the popular tv show Pretty Little Liars
Girl 1: Ian Somerhalder is soooo hot!

Girl 2: Ian Harding is hotter. His cheekbones are the work of God.

Girl 1: (Speechless)
by plllover March 13, 2011
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