Canadas Pants

THE U.S.A!!!

Canada: Hey america!

USA: What? Leave me alone im being a fat lazy slob! What?

Canada: Thanks for being Canadas Pants !!!!

*highfives greenland*

by SKQHQ May 15, 2010

Penis Pants

Latex pants that mold around your waist and penis. The penis sticks out from the body but is still covered.

"These penis pants are cool, but they squeak too much"

by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004

angry pants

A euphemism for a girls period. "Angry pants time" is the time when a girl is usually more irritable than others and has a tendency to be "angry" often.

#1: Man, Carly's being a real bitch lately.
#2: Yeah, she has, must be angry pants time.

by Jesse Brown October 19, 2005

flood pants

Pants that fall around the ankle. Often called high-waters/ high waters as well. This refers to the fact that you can wear them when there is a flood, or "high waters."

Wow, those flood pants are so cute, but your ankles must get cold during the winter...

by Maderaverde April 29, 2005

smarty pants

someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

Yoga Pants

What god created on the 8th day.

"and on the 8th day god created yoga pants"

by TakeEmALL October 23, 2011

Internet Pants

Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.

Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.

by Scotty Funk June 1, 2010