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hedgefucked

Being hedgefucked happens when someone underestimates people they deem "lesser than"/stupider than themselves, and get royally fucked due to their own hubris, greed, pride, ego, and poor decisions.

Also used as a noun: hedgefuck: the person doing the underestimating and getting hedgefucked.

Comes from the GME saga, where hedge funds underestimated the power of retail investors, and got taken for everything they had because they're greedy pieces of shit that prey on weak publicly traded companies and drive them into bankruptcy for the sake of profit. Basically, retail bends hedge funds over the sink and big-dick-dry-fucks them in the ass.

Read how actually hedgefucked financial institutions are at reddit.com/r/superstonk.
Kenny G is getting hedgefucked because he's a mayo-hoarding piece of garbage.

"Get in loser, we're going to hedgefuck Shitadel" *mean girls meme*
by anon-ape June 14, 2021
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hubgey

how someone says hungry when they are so hungry that they can’t spell
jake: i’m so hubgey
me: learn how to spell
by hubgeyhippos69 September 4, 2021
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Hudeyfa

Hudeyfa is a Leng and amazing guy. He’s well mannered and Furthermore he don’t give 2 fucks about anything
I want a Hudeyfa in my future frfr
by Imadethislongago November 23, 2021
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Hudies

Hudies:When you or you're family,relatives,friends,presidents ect. have hives and or pink eye(only and) it has to happen when cats give u pink eye and rye bread while you're allergic to rye bread you get something called hives which is very serious and hudies is even more serious, if you get hudies go to the doctor immediately and call poison control.
Mom i have hudies! The cats gave it to me!!
by AZAKAMM April 6, 2022
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Hedgehog_maina

Hedgehog_maina is the worst tiktoker to ever exist. He loves fortnite and he always plays sonic forces. (Who even likes that game!?) and lastly, HE ONLY HAS 26K FOLLOWERS ON TIKTOK
by SonicFanBoi2011 April 23, 2022
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Hodgepodgejibberyjab

A word used to describe excessive mess or a state of extreme chaos.
“I’m looking at a bunch of hodgepodgejibberyjab,” or “today was a lot of hodgepodgejibberyjab!” -Franz
by Cowboy Kevin April 30, 2022
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hodged it

to add subtle hyperbole to messaging, imagery or a presentation prior to wider distribution
"Have you made the improvements to the presentations we discussed?"

"Yes I hodged it..."
by aussieLinguist November 17, 2022
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