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A 'F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual' is a completely homosexual person who is undeniably a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Their homosexual energy is so strong, they could make the American Navy seem like heterosexuals. Anyone who is a F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual is awarded the honours of being the absolutely biggest homosexual in existence.
Koki: Look over there! That bozo over there! They're 110% gay, I am sure of it! They breathe in a homosexual way!

Vee: (gay breathing)

Koki: Yeah, they deserve the F.D.A. Approved Certified 100% Whole Organic No Added Flavours or Preservatives Homosexual award.
by KokiHiro January 24, 2023
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Homosexual

A person who would rather be rode by a dick than to ride a hot Latina chick. Also going to pride parades that just leave a mess. Don’t be a homo.
Person 1: Dad, I think I am a homosexual.

Person 1’s Dad: We are out of milk *walks out of the door*.
by YourMomAMilf March 18, 2023
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Homosexual

Him from The PowerPuff Girls.
Hit cartoon villain ‘Him’ is definetly a homosexual!!
by nasty john September 3, 2023
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These are the most offensive terms to describe a homosexual man and should be avoided. However, some people think the words faggot, queen and queer inoffensive, especially when describing homosexuals themselves.
Offensive terms for a homosexual man

Queer (sometimes offensive)
Faggot (US) (Also fag)
Poofter (UK) (also poof, poove, pouf, puff) (especially one who is effeminate)
Fruit (US) (also fruity)
Queen (especially one who is feminine) sometimes offensive
Fairy (dated, offensive)
Nance (Mainly UK, dated, offensive) (especially one who is feminine) also Nancy, Nancy boy
Bummer
Sodomite (usually offensive)
Pansy (especially one who is feminine)
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
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Homosexual

Someone who goes to school five days a week and then stays home the next 5 days.
You are a homosexual
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Schrödinger's Homosexual

A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
by ff69 April 27, 2024
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