Hocktard

Extremely obcessed hockey fans who have no life, bad hygene, low IQ, no sense of style and repetitive habits such as, coming to the game 2 hours before doors open only sit in their vehicle, sitting at the same table and eating the same fried, fatty foods for their already obese bodies, and getting their special season ticket holder "mug club" mug refilled with pop for $1 all season long. They may also overreact should another patron sit at "their" table.

Uh oh, doors must be open because here come the hocktards again.

by Hockey staff April 5, 2011

Hockey doy

A Chinese term for a black male"Nigger" or black person.

also defined as a black demon or devil moving slowly

and a female 'Nigger" or black person is called a hockeynuy. also black demon or devil moving slowly

yousa slow moving hockey doy or hockeynuy

by gates_66612 August 4, 2011

field hockey fanatic

crazed male field hockey fan; A fanatic will yell at the referees, later to be noted as "rude", but not knowing any rules. A group of fanatics is usually led by a wicked sexist guy, who wears field hockey jackets and says referees "havent heard shit yet", planning to be "absolutely fuckin' obnoxious. A fanatic shows up at nearly all games, not knowing why, but also screaming at any call they think is against their team.

A field hockey fanatic yells at a game, later finding out the refs left a note saying "nk fans are rude", and be proud of it.

by fanatic#3 July 18, 2008

molly-hock

verb: To beat someone to death with either your or their own limb(s) or body part(s), such as an arm, or a leg that has been severed from the body.

Man #1: Did I ever tell you about the war story that happened to my uncle?
Man #2: No, why? What happened?
Man #1: When he ran out of ammo he picked up his comrade's leg and molly-hocked 23 hostiles.

by Scooble January 15, 2010

Horse Hockey

A simple game of Hockey, played out ,and performed by actual Horses

The Equitarians played the jackasses in the stanley cup of Horse Hockey

by Ron Rollalope October 7, 2020

Shit Hockey

Pronouced Shitake, this is a hockey spin-off that involves taking a dump on the floor and trying to move it towards your opponent's goal using your own urine. Once you runn out of piss, use your dick to push the shit. The first player to 11 wins!!!

Man this locker room is too boring, ets play shit hockey!!!

by The Herb and company September 17, 2004

hockey mom

Right wing, religious, creationist, nut job. Is anti-abortion, anti-drugs, anti-animal conservation and anti-same sex marriage but loves the freedom of being able to bear arms.

That hockey mom has let the position of power of being on her daughter's school committee go to her head.

by bluebird00 October 20, 2008