helen keller

It's a shot where a bartender faces the liquor bottles and closes their eyes. They grab two random bottles and poor them into a shot.

I'm so drunk right now, I don't care what I have. Oh bar keep, get me a Helen Keller.

by Miller Time September 12, 2006

Helen

Helen likes to make little farts and doesn't brush her teeth in the morning before having her coffee.

She likes to talk.

She has huge pillows...very funbags...huge.

She does have hippo tendencies

HAHAHAHAHAHA HELEN

by Crazy for Helen's chocolates March 18, 2019

Helen Keller

When you blow a load in a chick's eye and make her go blind temporarily.

Guy: Oh shit! I just gave you a Helen Keller!

by Tlaloc December 10, 2007

Helen

Helens are usually demented and assholes

People nowadays are Helen

by Isjsjdjejjeje August 24, 2019

Helen Keller

When a girl is passed out, she might as well be deaf and blind, and then you masturbate on her.

MBC was passed out on her bed from a long day of drinking and big luv came into the room and gave her the helen keller!!

by Big Luv and Happy March 2, 2008

Helen Clark

1. The current Prime Minister of New Zealand, a group of islands in the Pacific. She is the first female Prime Minister to be voted into office in New Zealand. A good leader who runs New Zealand very well.

"It is amazing how trivial the things are that some
people will get their knickers in a knot about"

by Kip Stevens December 18, 2003

Helen

the most bitchiest and evil person you will ever meet, she's out to destroy your life yo

Bruuh Helen is coming, quick dont say anything
fuck that bro, i aint making eye contact

by donttrymebitch May 13, 2019