A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.
"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."
by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013
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Girls that have their “asses” (buttocks) higher than normal are usually termed “ARGENTINA HORSE”
Girls that have their “asses” (buttocks) higher than normal are usually termed “ARGENTINA HORSE”
by Omegah September 10, 2020
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Get the horse laugh mug.The name given to a person that looks like a chicken and sounds like a horse when they run. Also my best friend even though he acts like we're not.
Be my friend Flappy Horse.
I know you know I know you.
Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.
I know your actual name.
I know you know I know you.
Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.
I know your actual name.
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