prison gravy

(n)1. Uncontrollable trickling viscous fecal matter issued during or post-sodomitical coitus. 2. A spicy, thickening agent used in recipes destined for non-allies.

So, I had this guy, who looked like he'd just gotten out of jail yesterday, bent over this chair, right? And I'm fisting him with a rubber glove I just happened to have. I didn't have any lube. He was used to it anyway, given where he'd just spent the last 7 months of his life. Anyway... all of a sudden I hear this euphoric scream! Then it was like my hand was moving with a mind of its own! It was like his ass had shot prison gravy everywhere! It was so hot! Daddy, did they feed you corn yesterday?

by An Apologetic Comrade July 30, 2008

loin gravy

Combination of ass sweat and fecal remnant that combine in the crack of the ass during periods of physical exertion. The condition occurs most often in adult men as fecal remnant is often found in dense pubic hair growth of male ass crack. See also waiter's crack.

After mowing the lawn in the summer heat, Todd found he had whipped up a hefty batch of loin gravy.

by Jake September 8, 2004

gravy bowl

A woman's clitoris. Also, the general shape of the vagina.

Fingering her during intercourse is "stirring the gravy bowl"

by Original Ass-man September 22, 2007

Goat Gravy

A man's pimp juice, often used to coat the face of unsuspecting young ladies.

She wasn't expecting me to shoot my goat gravy all up in her eye.

by big daddy koby November 11, 2003

GRAVY

Good, Okay, That Everything Is Fine.

"Man you gone let that girl talk to you like that"

"It's all GRAVY I am not worried about what that girl saying man "

by ALOVEYET April 14, 2006

Baby Gravy

(n) reference to a man's ejaculation

I'd give her a squirt of baby gravy.

by farcle February 17, 2008

Fupa Gravy

1. The foul, dank, perspiration lurking within the Fupa of a Generously Corpulent Individual. Typically The Female Species. (Noun)

2. Upon A long hot day at the office, the heinous cheesy substance the disgruntled obese McDonalds Employee smears across the bun of your Big Mac for Ordering Extra Pickle.

"Dude Your Grandma Smells Like Fupa Gravy bro."

"I'll Have a large Number 1 with extra pickle, Hold The Fupa Gravy at all costs."

by Iacedem April 2, 2008