"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"
by CrappyPap February 1, 2018
Get the Grilled jizz sandwichmug. First, a man sprays Cheez Whiz in a woman's vagina. Then, he eats the Cheez Whiz out of her and puts it between two pieces of bread. Then, he makes the woman eat the sandwich.
by annoymous pseudonym September 14, 2011
Get the Grilled Cheese Vagwichmug. 
by steinenhootnhollerin October 31, 2011
Get the grilled cheese clamwichmug. Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?
Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?
Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese
by TheR3alMa1lM@N November 3, 2017
Get the Frozen Grilled Cheesemug. The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.
The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"
by Riverbone Jackson June 11, 2018
Get the Cold Grilled Cheesemug. When a person vomits and it dries up the they poop on it then that dries then they vomit on it again then eat it again
by Yeetus123456791 May 22, 2017
Get the sloppy grilled cheesemug.