The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 29, 2016
Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
by beeuhnay April 28, 2016
v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.
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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019
A typically Derogatory term used to define someone who is generally greasy in character and just in general.
I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc
I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc
by Yell-A-wolF February 04, 2023
by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015
‘Cut the Grease’ - in typical Italian/Korean households, one must take a shot after their bite of whatever they are consuming. This type of food usually has a higher fat content so this method is essentially used to help... ‘cut the grease’.
this allows for more consumption of food...and one can get a nice buzz as well.
The preferred drink of choice is Soju, Vodka or Mezcal. Wine does not count.
this allows for more consumption of food...and one can get a nice buzz as well.
The preferred drink of choice is Soju, Vodka or Mezcal. Wine does not count.
I just had this briscuit, and now I need something to cut the grease. Lupe, do you have any Soju? I need to cut the grease.
by Lupeboy March 18, 2021
by Koolkmanguy November 22, 2016