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Governmenting

My family keeps governmenting me by cleaning my house but putting everything in the wrong spot.
by UPSgod January 15, 2022
mugGet the Governmentingmug.

US Government

A group for the most elite and unintelligent people of the world
This shit-show is typically directed and produced by large corporations

This group also controls the United States and does not do so very effectively
They are often split further into 2 main groups, the morons and the dumb-asses

No on likes the members of this group yet everyone seems to keep willingly giving them power
The US Government just did something dumb again
by DrywallEater January 3, 2025
mugGet the US Governmentmug.

Government Work

A Lowest Bidder's or Military Grade standard of consistent and adequate, but otherwise unimpressive work, without the quality of a competitive market. A done job. Not well done, but done.

This can also apply to imprecise but likewise adequate usage of deadly force with too much time and budget constraints to perfectly avoid all collateral damage and casualties.
Person 1: The rifle can just barely hit a watermelon at 500 yards's distance.

Person 2: It's not a sniper rifle. That sort of accuracy is more than accurate enough for government work.
by oron61 April 6, 2022
mugGet the Government Workmug.

4th Branch of government

No the fuck you are not.
Hym "The press is not the 4th branch of government. You trying to be that is a problem that needs remediation."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
mugGet the 4th Branch of governmentmug.

Government Issue

Anything issued to an inmate in a county, state, or federal prison, by the prison itself. Also the name of a punk rock band.
This razor sucks! What do you expect, it’s government issue.
by Deranged Don November 2, 2025
mugGet the Government Issuemug.

Smoking Governer

Do you see that guy over there?

Yea hes been smoking governer.
by TheyIuvmar March 16, 2021
mugGet the Smoking Governermug.

government whore

My entire family, being part red neggur or NigguRed had to marry government whores.
Greek fire was so far up the USAs ass they bought some government whore meats on the cheap.
by EDONITIYAKANIYA September 2, 2025
mugGet the government whoremug.

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