Gnome

Guh-no-mey

A garden gnome who was conscripted and conspired with other gnomes to become a more human gnome.

by viij January 2, 2023

gnome pilled

my mate sid

my mate sid is so gnome pilled and based

by opiumreal April 11, 2023

Gnome

an inter-dimensional god who watches over all of time with his strange little hat and laughs maniacally at all who pass by.

Hey, you laugh like a gnome!

by King Gnomus June 18, 2020

Gnome Spot

An out of the way space only reachable by the skillful climbing of a dexterous and goofy little gnome.

Dude, I found a sick Gnome Spot behind some barrels in the Lion's Pride Inn.

by Froathy December 25, 2022

Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 25, 2019

Gnome

Millions wear the hat

I was out gnome hunting with the boys (we have autism)

by Gnome hunter April 28, 2023

Gnoming

The act of popping up at someone's garden wall during coronavirus lock down to say 'hi'! Keeping correct social distance and obviously only when out exercising 😜

We went 'gnoming' at my sisters today

by Toffygirl April 18, 2020