Glade can

The term "Glade can" refers to the size of a penis which is both lenghthy and has substantial girth, and resembles a "Glade can."

"Look. I don't know what kind of dicks ya'll been fuckin, but the kinds I be fuckin... is like a Glade can!"

"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"

by Mr. Chow makes the bed rock! January 28, 2013

Moon Gazers

A woman's breasts that curve upward, particularly with erect nipples, such that they gaze at the moon.

Check out the moon gazers on that chick.

by Vengex March 4, 2011

Meat gazer

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

by antigazer August 19, 2008

meat gazer

2. (n.) The person who watches someone on probation piss to make sure a they don't attempt to tamper with the results of the test.

"Man that meat gazer was all up on my shit and now I'm gonna come up hot."

by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005

gazer

Someone who stares at your genitals at the urinal or in the gym showers.

Have you noticed that Coach is a gazer?

by Coach Gazer January 15, 2005

Glazed Donut

When one's face has a coating of bodily fluid on it giving it a look of a glazed donut. Can be fluids from female or male. Usually sticky in texture but shiny in appearance

I pleasured her for a few hours and afterward my face looked like a glazed donut

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Glazed Bronut

After you ejaculate in and on a dude's butthole, you sprinkle cocaine in it and you snort it clean.

See also variations: Powdered Bronut and Browneye The Snowman

Last Friday night, a bunch of guys met up on some green shag carpeting and had a circle jerk all over Mike's asshole. Toby added the coke and I enjoyed the best glazed bronut of my life!!!

by Gary Cuminsidemeopolus August 13, 2011