ghost voice

when you think you hear your friend next to you say something but it turns out they didn't

-hey dude did you just say "this is your destiny?"

-no?!?

-oh must have been a ghost voice

by fyfy2300 October 12, 2013

Sheet Ghost

A ghost ranging in size, that unexpectadly pops up underneath your sheets usualy halfway down while your in bed.

This rare ghost apperars while: Watching pornography in bed, looking at a poster of a hot chick while in bed and if you really need to piss while still in bed.

Still dont get it?

It's your fucking dick gone hard while your in bed.

Man 1- I was watching some hot porn the other day in bed, and I got the biggest fucking sheet ghost.

Man 2- Dude, why the fuck did you have to tell me?

Man 1- Cause it's for the urban ditionary example.

Man 2- Oh, so thats why my parents named me Man 2.

Man 1-What parents?

by Capt.LOL September 10, 2011

Toast and Ghost

When you go to a party whether or not you were invited, drink all of their booze and bounce without telling anyone.

"yo man I crashed that party, straight up toast and ghosted that bitch!'

by JulesRules89 February 10, 2014

Ghost Emo

A person who dresses like a normal person, but performs the same activities of an emo.

A teenager wearing bright-coloured clothing, but has cuts on their wrists would be classified as a ghost emo.

by Lunanuh January 7, 2009

Trouser Ghost

When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.

Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.

by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 7, 2009

Ghosting-19

When a person gets vaccinated for COVID-19 then cuts off all communication with their friends or the person they’re dating, with zero warning or notice beforehand. You’ll mostly see them stepping outside then turning back inside, sitting in parked running cars, and sobbing in the grocery aisle shouting there’s just too many people.

I haven’t seen Tom since he got his second Moderna shot. I think he’s ghosting-19 me.

by badmedicinedc April 10, 2021

The Ghost Poopie

The sly poopie you have sometimes which is so illusive that when you wipe it leaves NOT a SINGLE remain or smidge of evidence—The only proof your poopie leaves is what‘s in the bowl staring back at you. Ghost poopies are more common in the fall season around Halloween. Be careful they are so sneaky and sly you sometimes don’t even know they slipped out.

Person 1: Bro I just took such a massive sh*t but I ain’t see nothing on the toilet paper?!
Person 2: Happens to the best of us, you caught a case of the Ghost Poopie!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020