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Arts Generalist

Someone with a degree in the prestigious field of general arts. Enjoys activities such as sleeping, eating, jerking off, sleeping some more, and occasionally even going to class.

Contrary to popular belief, the life of an Arts Generalist is not easy. Sometimes they have to defecate but they are too lazy to get out of bed, so they resort to using a bedpan system. Sometimes they wake up after dinner is over and have to call a pizza if they want to eat. The life of an Arts Generalist is truly testing.
When I grow up I want to be an Arts Generalist. They live like kings.
by OhHiMark! December 7, 2011
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12th General Order of a Sentry

An addition to the 11 General Orders of a Sentry (or watchstander) in the United States Military.

12.)"Don't Get Caught"

1) To take charge of this post and all government property in view.
2) To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything which takes place within sight or hearing.
3) To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce.
4) To repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guard house than my own.
5) To quit my post only when properly relieved.
6) To receive, obey, and pass on to the sentry who relieves me, all orders from the Commanding Officer, the Officer of the Day, and all officers and non-commissioned officers of the guard only.
7) To talk to no one except in the line of duty.
8) To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder.
9) To call the Corporal of the Guard in any case not covered by instructions.
10) To salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased.
11) To be especially watchful at night and during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my post, and to allow no one to pass without proper authority.
"Dude's getting busted for drinkin underage. That sucks!"
"Hey - its his fault he broke the 12th General Order of a Sentry"
by navy sailor May 1, 2006
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GeneralLootage

a treachours tactic preformed by sneaky underhanded bitches.
Cao Cao, Nathan Niquedet and Yuan Shao
by NoahTheBitter July 20, 2003
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generalissimo

When not plotting world domination or scaring his roommates, he is found playing with his ultra cool F5 and D1 and heading up an ultra cool photo website. Can recite Robert Frost and Henry Thoreau in Hexadecimal.
Still it must be a beneveloent dictatorship you are planning Generalissimo, since we dont have to pay for the privilidge of being part of your junta.
by Gordon December 28, 2003
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General Gang

a server full of the greatest faggots you'll ever know, we got an owner who is a femboy, a guy who fucks blenders and vending machines, a guy who wants to get pounded by his papa john's pizza, and more, welcome to hell!
by AssButtSnatcher October 27, 2021
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American General

(see also soldier)
1. (Or just "General") (noun) The technical nomenclature for a step above (quite a big step) the "soldier" in the American Drinking Hierarchy. (aka: the ADH)

2. (noun) An insurance company located in Ocala, Fl adjacent to the Eastern Buffet (American-Japanese-Chinese) and possibly elsewhere.

3. (proper noun) Cayce Kolozsy

4. (proper noun) Kailah Netherclift as the aforementioned term's bitch.
1. He was proclaimed the "general" by the screaming naked party bitches.
2. Go to the American General headquarters for all of your insurance needs.
3. Cayce is the (fucking) general.
4. Kailah C. Netherclift is the general's bitch, she tends to the general's every alcohol related need.
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General Grevious

Someone who has wished that they could have four arms so the could plessure for different homosexual men at the same time.
by Ewok Commander June 12, 2005
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