I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so fed up and frustrated, to a state where "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!" seems like the only proper response to the situation. Sometimes followed by "In Minecraft." to censor, show insincerity, or make it seem less concerning.

I've been on hold with Veterans Affair for 3 hours, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!

by wolfnoworries January 6, 2024

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

Never Gonna Give You Up

Used to troll someone.

John:KYS, Adam!
Adam: What did I do?
Oscar:Hey, click this link here: *insert Never Gonna Give You Up link*
John:WTF, Oscar, why did you rickroll me?
Oscar:ez

by partyparty12 December 20, 2023

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU

Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.

by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022

you're gonna have a bad time

If you hear this specific line, you are FUCKED!

Cody: "So...what did you want to say to me again?"
Scarlett: "I...um..."
Sans: "heh, hey kid, you're gonna have a bad time."

by 7568ino January 1, 2024

Gonna-brown

Phrase commonly used to show fear that you are going to shit yourself.

Commonly used by mia Briggs in the game dead by daylight.

I’m gonna-brown!

Ew don’t wtf

by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 6, 2023

Gonna

Give, Let, Run, Make, Say, Tell

Never gonna

by Orrinpants August 23, 2022