Gold medaling in the (blank) olympics. When someone works their hardest to get the gold medal for something that isn't even a sport
Ex. 1
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.
Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
Girl #1: Geez, have you heard Karen whining all day.
Girl #2: Yeah. Looks like she's Gold Medaling in the Self Pity Olympics today.
Ex. 2
Bob: Gays have it harder than lesbians because of the ick factor, that's all I'm saying.
Jenna: Look, I can see you are trying to Gold Medal in the Oppression Olympics, but seriously, life is hard all around.
by Awesome G March 4, 2014
Get the gold medalingmug. I was talking to my crush today then I finally had the courage to ask him out to a pizza place. He said no and I looked at him in disappointment. He thought I was joking and started yelling and screaming to try to make fun of me. So I walked away to my Benz and then he started running after me saying “Baby I was just playing” and “Is that your car?” I kept walking away in disgust and then I said “the only reason why u want to be with me now is because of my money and me car!” A bunch of people turned to look. He stood there in shock and embarrassment. I put on my shades closed my sunroof and drove off.
IF U HAVE MONEY AND YOU LIKE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. MAKE SURE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ISN’T A GOLD DIGGER EITHER.
IF U HAVE MONEY AND YOU LIKE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. MAKE SURE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ISN’T A GOLD DIGGER EITHER.
by ?????11G0@tTheJaz... August 9, 2019
Get the Gold diggermug. 
The act of a man putting his mouth onto another man’s butthole and sucking on it while he wiggles his tongue as deep as he can into the man’s butthole until it is completely covered in feces.
by caIamari February 5, 2020
Get the Gold Suckingmug. Friend 1: Remember shorty I was telling you about the other night?
Friend 2: Ye.
Friend 1: She got that juicy gold, man. Best sex I've had in a while.
Friend 2: Wow. Really?
Friend 1.: Yes. It was so good I wrote a song about it. Seriously. Go to YouTube and search "Juicy Gold" by T-Heights.
Friend 2: Ye.
Friend 1: She got that juicy gold, man. Best sex I've had in a while.
Friend 2: Wow. Really?
Friend 1.: Yes. It was so good I wrote a song about it. Seriously. Go to YouTube and search "Juicy Gold" by T-Heights.
by T-Heights November 11, 2018
Get the Juicy Goldmug. by The Cum Dealer From RE4 May 5, 2023
Get the gold ni-mug. Poisonous Gold is a very small Youtuber who used to create extremely cringy videos for some reason, although creating the videos, he made no money at all and so decided to give up and cry. In early 2020 most of his videos were deleted as to stop people taking the p*** out of him
by Poisonous Gold June 2, 2020
Get the Poisonous Goldmug.