After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009
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- When you play with little balls or tiny pebbles and expect to get the job done when in reality everyone knows its not going to happen.
- If your a girl won't become famous.
- When you play with little balls or tiny pebbles and expect to get the job done when in reality everyone knows its not going to happen.
- If your a girl won't become famous.
Freddie: Let's down this boss!
Herbert: No nuts, no glory!
Yarmon: That Janice has no nuts, no glory.
Janice: Agreed
Herbert: No nuts, no glory!
Yarmon: That Janice has no nuts, no glory.
Janice: Agreed
by Guhjooka January 29, 2009
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new found glory. they're pretty cool. i like the songs. BUT why do you mo' fukas gotta hate on people? damn u guyz fuken piss me off. just because you hate your damn life, doesnt mean you gotta hate on other peoples accomplishments! KISS MY ASS!
by nina September 5, 2004
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by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003
Get the morning glory mug.I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
by Twunce March 15, 2010
Get the Morning Glory mug.After you fuck somebody with a condom and cum in said condom, you carefully lift the bottom ring and let the jizz trickle down to your ballsack while your partner sucks it off.
"Bro, what a closet slut. After I came in the rubber, she hoovered my nutsack and let me give her the glaze of glory."
by Dirty Mel October 5, 2011
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by Chernorizets Hrabr August 2, 2004
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