Yo dude, so i was at my friends house yesterday and we played fortnite and it turns out he had fortniteism. When we got second in duos he raged and threw his ps4 controller out the window
by Sauli Meemistö June 4, 2018
Get the Fortniteismmug. girlfriend: “babe why aren’t you answering me?”
“babe”
“hello”
“what are you doing”
boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”
“babe”
“hello”
“what are you doing”
boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”
by youngb0 May 28, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite
A game played bY virgins Who love watching PornHub
No but I played fortnite does that count?
No but i plaYED fortnite and fucked a Pussy while watching Porn
A game played bY virgins Who love watching PornHub
No but I played fortnite does that count?
No but i plaYED fortnite and fucked a Pussy while watching Porn
by VinceThatGuy April 16, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. A game played by only the most fierce autistic virgin warriors. If one is struck by the wrath of a fortnite warrior then you have no chance of survival so for your own sake, stay clear, these deadly fighters are the most powerful beings ever created.
Greg: ur gay
Brody warren: how dare you insult the tier 100 fortnite king and ruler of the universe!
Greg: forgive me master, I was unaware of your great power, I shall serve you as your slave until my impending death
Brody warren: how dare you insult the tier 100 fortnite king and ruler of the universe!
Greg: forgive me master, I was unaware of your great power, I shall serve you as your slave until my impending death
by Anterior deltoid May 13, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022
Get the Fortnitemug. by Drsquidward July 10, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is a popular game umos't extroverts and virgins alike. People who like Fortnite aren't bad people but they usually are very annoying and you find them very difficult to hang around because they only talk about Fortnite. All Fortnite players are virgins. If one of your friends every posts a Fortnite win on his story, you can tell him he just added an extra 14 years of virginity (at least).
Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.
Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.
Guy 1: Hey man do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*
Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*
Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).
by Orange pants guy July 12, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug.