Retard Sale

Exactly what it sounds like - a place in which to buy retards - a sale of retards.

Bro your really out here built like a nub, your mom must have bought yo ass on clearance at the retard sale.

by Gferda July 8, 2025

Sales Rage

An emotional state that affects a few people while attending a SALE promotion at large department stores. Usually when a shopper is so focus on obtaining an item that have been reduced in price, but was thwarted in obtaining it by a competing shopper. Related to Trolley Rage; Road Rage.

"The woman was in a Sales Rage when she missed the last of 50% discounted LV hand bags, after waiting outside Harrods store since 2am."

by LawBlader December 27, 2009

Yard saled

When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.

That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.

I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled

by YakA88 September 18, 2022

Junior Senior Sales

A salesman in charge of a team without being given any privileges, authority or respect by the directors, other senior salesmanor even his team

Congratulations on your 'promotion' to junior senior sales

by McBareback December 18, 2018

Savage sales person

Sami

Sami is Goated. He is a savage sales person

by Mind blowing dicktionairy March 13, 2022

2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."

by tbclycan October 4, 2011

yard sale

Pretty much a place that you get stuff to sell on eBay, and then pretty much they are wound up on other one of these places so another person can sell it on eBay and so forth

Oh I found this eBay item on a yard sale...lets put that back on eBay because it is crap and make some more money than 75 cents

by Kyle 230 April 28, 2010